Poe felt like he was going nuts, suddenly. “Rey? You know? Sweet girl that could probably kill me with a thought that you’ve been crushing on since you met her? I thought- I thought you guys finally worked it out, I thought that’s what you meant when you said—“

But that was the moment where Finn’s words finally reached Poe’s brain.

“Hots—“ No. No, it couldn’t be. Could it? Seriously? He felt his face heat up.

Trooper.

Stormtrooper.

“... oh for the love of— I am an idiot—“